Morgan is very advanced for her age.
She is already telling jokes on a 5th grade level.
Her latest joke goes something like this:
"Hey Mom, you like dogs?"
"Um, yes, I like dogs."
"Oh....it's poop!"
hahahahahahah
"Hey Mom, you like kitty cats?"
"No."
"Oh. Mom, you like shoes?"
"Yes."
"Oh....it's poop!"
She laughs really hard because she knows she has totally burned me.
She's such a genius.
5 comments:
Funny, and so glad to know that my house isnt the only one where the kids think that if it's about poo then it's funny.
ummmm guess I'm LESS than a 5th grader cause I didn't get the joke. *wink* But I LOVE that picture of Morgan!!! She still just makes me smile.
She's cute. But at my house you aren't supposed to talk about poop.(Like it stops them, but I believe what I want to believe.) So my kids found a way around it.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
FLUSH!!!
That is a rather adorable pic of Morgan. Her hair looks so full and lush there, nice trick. She is one funny little gilr, no doubt about that. And poop jokes, totally the funniest EVER!
The joke comes from a conversation Owen and I were having the other weekend -- I said raise your hand if you like dogs, he'd raise his hand, and then I said "with poop on them." We were laughing hysterically (because, you know, poop) and Morgan tried to join in without quite getting the delivery. Apparently she's still working on the punchline ;)
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