Just took Owen and Morgan to the grocery store. Above all the meat/cheese/deli stuff this store has decorations of various things. As we were walking Owen said, "Look, there's a big fat pig!" Unfortunately at this time there was a rather large woman in front of us and I sensed some discomfort ( from her, me or both of us--not sure) and so I restated, "Yes, there is a big fat pig up there. What a funny pig."
As we walked down a little further Owen saw something else and said, "Look there's a _________!" Now as he said this we were walking past a black woman and I swear the word he said sounded like the awful "N" word, which I couldn't understand how he could possibly know because we NEVER say it. So I knew that couldn't be true, but I saw the lady look back and sensed some MAJOR discomfort and I was scrambling looking all over the place for what he was talking about. Then I found it and said, "You're right Owen, that is a BAKER. Look, there's another BAKER over there." Really, my heart skipped several beats.
Then a little later a man that worked there was sweeping the floor right by us and he said hello. As he walked away Owen says in his not-so-quite voice, "Mom, who's that big guy? MOM, WHO'S THAT BIG GUY?!!!"
They didn't have any holes to crawl into, so I just continued shopping. :)