Thursday, September 20, 2012

Snoring vs. The Jiggly Leg



I sort of wondered if Shane's Jiggly Leg would go away when he got his new knee.

The answer is no, it didn't. :(

At 3:38 am it was in full swing again.

Jiggle-jiggle-jiggle.

Aghhhhhhh!

It gives me anxiety because I can't stop counting between jiggles.

It will shake the whole bed and then I start counting, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5…." and I just wonder if it will be right on the same jiggly schedule every time.

It generally is.

At 3:40 I lovingly reached over to him, put my leg on his jiggly leg and put my hand on his chest to get his attention.  Then I whispered, "I love you, but I'm going to have to cut off your leg."

He said sorry and rolled over.

Then I sat there wondering if I would prefer snoring over the jiggly leg.

Which would be better?

I finally settled on the jiggly leg because it's quieter and it's attached to a really cute guy.

…And then I went back to sleep.

(*You'll be pleased to note that Shane's leg is still intact as well.)

7 comments:

Dana Rodgers said...

Ummm there is a medical disorder called "restless leg syndrome". It is treated with Clonapin (sp). Maybe look into that.

Jenalee said...

Nah, drugs are overrated.

I say, cut the thing off! Parts of my husband bugged me too, so I had them cut off and he's JUST FINE.

Allyson & Jere said...

Well, I've lived with both. I say, jiggly leg wins. Snoring is just super annoying and too loud.

Mel said...

Um, I have to agree with Allyson. Having been married to a {cute} guy who has a majorly bad snoring problem, I'd take jiggly leg over train-rolling-through-bedroom any day. But I still feel for you. Anything that interrupts sleep is just a problem.

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